Death from dehydration

My guardian angel dashed me on the head this morning with a long, foamy wad of cotton ball. Each time that ball came with impact on my head felt like a massive jar crashing through ten tons of winshields. I cried up a torrent of tears being so in pain as I was that my guardian angel at last apologized for her despicable and unkindly act for fear I would drown him in my anger.

I read about an old woman today in class who did that: drowned herself when she cried so much. But then she died first from dehydration.