Well to hell with that

A great rabbit attempted to attack me today as I stood at my bus stop ready to attend school and ace all my tests with perfect marks and sneer at the teachers while their backs are turned and taunt all my classmates until they just want to strangle me and eat everybody's lunch and steal the money people donated to charity at the lunch table and ... um well, anyways, the rabbit tried to attack me.

Actually, I would say it was more like a hare. It was brown with black splotches and one huge, white dot on one of its ear. Really, the creature was rather ugly. Its frame was skeletal like it was some lost, unloved pet of someone's. Being rather unkind and having a cold heart, I did not care for its welfare. So I practised my fencing skills by stabbing at the thing with my longest pencil. And wouldn't you know, the hare tried to attack me by whelping and jumping on me!!

ARRRGG!! I screamed in furious agony. I grabbed the hare and tossed it into the swimming pool of the nearby home of my neighbors. And then I said, "To hell with that!!"

Yes I am just so unkind like that. Don't you feel like strangling me yet??