Kitty is jealous of my amazing gene

MeLlamoLinda: Kitty
MeLlamoLinda: Kitty!!!!
kittyk529: Is this Linda Chueng
MeLlamoLinda: hey just decided to say Hi, now I gotto go get some stuff done, see ya tomorow in class. be prompto to class. do I always have to remind you to be on time to class?
MeLlamoLinda: No!! This is Eleanau Romoma, what would give you the idea to presume that I am Linda Cheung
kittyk529: who's that
MeLlamoLinda: kidding I am..
MeLlamoLinda: LINDA CHEUNG
kittyk529: ok
MeLlamoLinda: who else could be so weird as I
kittyk529: i dont know
MeLlamoLinda: right on
kittyk529: you are the only linda i know
MeLlamoLinda: linda harmon!
kittyk529: so i thought it was you
kittyk529: ohh forgot about her
MeLlamoLinda: eeepp
MeLlamoLinda: you arer the only kitty i know who can type. the only other kitties i know can only pur and pounce
kittyk529: thats true
kittyk529: hey do you know what character foils are
MeLlamoLinda: yeah opposities
MeLlamoLinda: opposites
kittyk529: ok cuz i didn't know for that wks
MeLlamoLinda: i asked mrs, studer because i had that same question
kittyk529: i would have but i didnt read the questions till today
MeLlamoLinda: did you like the book? it was a loverly book was it not? you contradict yourself Miss Kitty. you said that you didnt know what it was for weeks but now you say that you just read the questions. Humph, you are a very confsuing person to figure out. I am now suffering a brain aneurism.
MeLlamoLinda: I fear for my sanity and life, I am on the brink of self destruction
kittyk529: you would prolly be dead if you were having an aneurism
MeLlamoLinda: true, but my brain aneurism is a special type. it is suspended in time and probably wont reak its fuyll efffect until many, many years into the future.
kittyk529: ohhh ok
MeLlamoLinda: I have a special gene in my gentic coding that allows for this
MeLlamoLinda: it is very, very rare
kittyk529: are you the only one with this gene
MeLlamoLinda: no, there have been about three peoplein all of humanhistory to have had tis gene.
kittyk529: thats prety cool that you got it
MeLlamoLinda: yes it is, it saves myself from many mental disaeases because they get suspended in time
kittyk529: really thats cool
MeLlamoLinda: Really I better betcha it is. Betcha youre jealous as a white lily would be of a purple splotched cactus
kittyk529: i really am quite jealous
kittyk529: i wish i had that gene
MeLlamoLinda: hehehe!! ahohoho. well, maybe you have a special gene that would instill great envy and jealousy in me...
kittyk529: none that i know of
MeLlamoLinda: oh too bad, maybe youwill discover one in the future. these genes are often very tough to uncover. they tricky things they are
kittyk529: ok i'll keep lookin for one and when i find it i'll let you know
MeLlamoLinda: ok! that's the spirit! who knows? you might be especially gifted and were blessed with more than one rare gene. then I will be boiling and steaming with pink jealousy. My skin will grow bumby bubbles that will pop when I see you so envious I will be.
kittyk529: well i hope you dont get that jealous i'll feel bad
MeLlamoLinda: yes lets hope i wont. let us now kneel and pray that i dont. well that is all right, i have to go now, so twas good conversing with yer my most intelligenty kitty
kittyk529: ok bye Linda
MeLlamoLinda: see ya tomorow at the ever so reknown Bedford High school where we shall gather together in impending anticipation to see our loverlybioogy and physics exam grades and prepare for our cal quizz tuesday. such turmoil.
MeLlamoLinda: Calc* excuse me!
kittyk529: ok
MeLlamoLinda: NIGHTY
kittyk529: bye