mY iDeA

"It's mine! This is my idea."

"No!!! Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine."cried the flock of fat seagulls.

"Baaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh Baaaaaaaaaaaaahhh. It is neither of yours." the purple sheep moaned in perfect unison.

"Tweeet Tweeeeet You twits! Tis the idea of the songbirds. Tweeeet. Tweeeeeet." chirped the red canaries.

"RoAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! The idea is mine to devour!!!!!" growled the grumpy Siberian tiger.

"Quiet down!!!" warned the human zookeeper, as he came around with the animals' daily rations of food.

The animals all looked upon one another, and chirped, roared, moaned, giggled, shrieked, and pounced at the same time.

The man fell dead. Huge bloody gashes from the tiger. His eyeballs and guts pecked out by the carnivorous seagulls. His toes and fingers trampled to mashed bones by the sheep's hooves. His ears bleeding from being deafened by the incessant chirping of the red canaries. The animals exacted revenge and though they were still locked up in the zoo, they had at least giving man a peice of the misery that man gave to them. That was their idea.