The foreign encounter

It was an English assignment-simple really- but this morning upon waking very late and preparing to depart for my daily education, I not only had no time to complete it but I missed the bus by a minute.

"Acursed contraption- hail to my calls and suspend the fourth dimension for all but me and my brother for we must now rush to you!" But no, ofcourse. It wouldn't and would never work for us through willful wishing. Turning to practicality, I speedily shifted through my handbook and personal memory book of contacts in which I could with shifty and sweet vocalizations request for transportation to the infamous Bedford High. Ryan Dougherty happily made up for the incompetency of the fourth dimension to not paralyze for a moment for me.
So upon arriving to school, I rushed myself to McCormick's classroom and printed my assignment but with the time restrictions, I had hastily forgotten to print copies of the articles. Upon realising this in 2nd hour Phsyics, I devised a strategy to get those coveted copies. It was borderline dishonest though. I filled out a pass for bathroom while we were but watching a video on electricity and in that time made a qucik excursion completely down on the opposite end of our quarter mile long school to McCormicks to print out the articles. As I guilitily speed walked towards McCormicks, I passed the cafeteria and peering in I notice a teaming of students taking the tests for No Child Left Behind. Later I would hear that they were the most ridiculously simple tests ever and asked some very random questions. AT any rate as I advanced farther on in my walking, I shifted my eyes and curiosity to a student sitting on rolly chair straight ahead to the right. It was a young man with dark brown hair and brown eyes I think. He seemed perfectly normal until very unexpectantly, he let out a inhuman howl and his eyes glazed over and showed a bright laser yellow glow. His glance caught mine, and it was vibrant with monstruos emotions; i think it was hungry or thirsty. I felt myself quickly overcame by his powerful gaze and my willpower slipping from my control. I fainted. For the first time! Even as I gave blood while barely meeting the weight minimum, I didn't faint. I never fainted, and I have very low blood pressure. I have always wanted to faint. I was so happy that I fainted at that moment, that a new surge of energy and excitement took over my enslaved neural connections and I was revived. With ease, i broke the overpowering connection the monster held on me, and I jumped up and ejaculated loudly and uncontrollably with joy, "I have overcome the beast! He is overcome! I am the victor! And I even fainted!"

I glanced over to see the boy was back to normal, and he was staring at me like I was some type of freak of nature. I laughed- I was too happy to care at that moment. But then I quickly glanced at the clock and gasped from my shock-In that time, no time had passed when I could have sworn it had lasted at the very least 10 minutes. It seems that indeed the fourth dimension had listened to my wishes when I least expected it.